I can do a back bend, I will not call you back
In less than two days
I will be a free woman with my own apartment!
What a wonderful day
I’m in that terrible mood where it feels like I’m bothering everyone that I try to talk to or hang out with especially because no one has given me reason to think otherwise tonight. I’m just going to watch that 70’s show and drink nyquil until I fall asleep I guess
I wish I never had to leave your bed
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
(Source: beesmygod, via forgoe-the-parable)
I am watching your chest rise and fall
like the tides of my life,
and the rest of it all
and your bones have been my bedframe
and your flesh has been my pillow
I am waiting for sleep
to offer up the deep
with both hands
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What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she was someone who cried a lot, or texted too often, or had an eating disorder, or wanted too much/too little sex, or generally felt anything beyond the realm of emotionally undemanding agreement. That does not make these women crazy. That makes those women human beings, who have flaws, and emotional weak spots. However, deciding that any behavior that he does not like must be insane– well, that does make a man a jerk.
And when men do this on a regular basis, remember that, if you are a woman, you are not the exception. You are not so cool and fabulous and levelheaded that they will totally get where you are coming from when you show emotions other than “pleasant agreement.”
When men say “most women are crazy, but not you, you’re so cool” the subtext is not, “I love you, be the mother to my children.” The subtext is “do not step out of line, here.” If you get close enough to the men who say things like this, eventually, you will do something that they do not find pleasant. They will decide you are crazy, because this is something they have already decided about women in general.
" — (via uhhleeese)(Source: sparkamovement, via ailishbot)
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